I don't know why I'm thinking of this..

But while I am, I'd like to take a breif moment and discuss how people tend to make wrong assumptions about me.

The first, most often occurring misconception about me is that I never do anything wrong. That, for the record, is bull crap. I've been known to be a terrible person, and me feeling as if I have to state that aloud is proof of the fact that people have terrible powers of obseration.

Just because I don't do some of the more common "wrong, bad" things doesn't mean I'm innocent. Au contraire, I'm very guilty. Guilty of, as it were- "sin against God and against man". On a regular, recurring basis. I mess up. All the time. For people to put me on any sort of pedestal is ludacris.

Some people, I think, would gladly encourage the misconceived aura of perfection I've been assumed to have. But not me. I refuse to be thought more of than I am. See me as me..imperfect, sinful me.

Folks think I can't have fun because I don't mike, drink, or have sex. They think I'm "too good" to have a good time. I don't know why, but that gets on my nerves.

To put it plainly, in case any of you were wondering; I'm not perfect. Not even close. So stop it.


P.S. I'm sorry for the big words and long sentences. I read a book earlier, and it set me thinking in that tone of voice. I'm weird like that sometimes.